I Told My Therapist About You Candle
The candle that says what your group chat already knows.
Not going to therapy? So not in. Whether it’s a subtle callout, a therapeutic release, or just your dark sense of humor in candle form, this statement piece does all the talking for you.
Engraved with “I TOLD MY THERAPIST ABOUT YOU,” this candle jar reveals its message through the glow of the flame as it burns—because nothing says I’ve got issues like a beautifully lit reminder. And yes, it smells amazing too.
Why you'll love it:
– Hand-poured at our Miami HQ using 100% natural soy wax
– Infused with non-toxic, phthalate-free fragrances that actually smell good
– Design is permanently etched onto the jar (no peeling stickers!)
– Personalize the wooden lid with names, initials, or your own inside joke
– Reusable vessel—burn it, clean it, repurpose it. Learn more here.
Burns clean. Smells incredible. Looks unbothered.
This is the perfect gift for your therapist friend, your emotionally intelligent ex, your oversharing bestie—or anyone who deserves a little glow-up with a side of shade.
Your custom goodies ship from our HQ in Miami, FL within 2–10 business days. If you select rush production at checkout, your order will ship within that timeframe. Once it leaves our HQ, delivery speed depends on the shipping service you choose.
I TOLD MY THERAPIST ABOUT YOU CANDLE
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I Told My Therapist About You Candle
The candle that says what your group chat already knows.
Not going to therapy? So not in. Whether it’s a subtle callout, a therapeutic release, or just your dark sense of humor in candle form, this statement piece does all the talking for you.
Engraved with “I TOLD MY THERAPIST ABOUT YOU,” this candle jar reveals its message through the glow of the flame as it burns—because nothing says I’ve got issues like a beautifully lit reminder. And yes, it smells amazing too.
Why you'll love it:
– Hand-poured at our Miami HQ using 100% natural soy wax
– Infused with non-toxic, phthalate-free fragrances that actually smell good
– Design is permanently etched onto the jar (no peeling stickers!)
– Personalize the wooden lid with names, initials, or your own inside joke
– Reusable vessel—burn it, clean it, repurpose it. Learn more here.
Burns clean. Smells incredible. Looks unbothered.
This is the perfect gift for your therapist friend, your emotionally intelligent ex, your oversharing bestie—or anyone who deserves a little glow-up with a side of shade.
Your custom goodies ship from our HQ in Miami, FL within 2–10 business days. If you select rush production at checkout, your order will ship within that timeframe. Once it leaves our HQ, delivery speed depends on the shipping service you choose.
